The Last Resort

Before the foundation of the world, I was chosen. Chosen to be a Joint Heir with Christ. I was 17 Y.O. when the Lord Jesus found me. You see, I was the one who was lost. Not Him. I was born in Williamsport, Pa. November 23, 1952. At 2 pounds and 10 ounces. A 32 weeker. I have been married 25 years. Now I work in a Neonatal Intensive Care Unit. Talk about a full-circle! I've 5 sisters who love to play Monopoly.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Jeep Wagoneer BBQ

O.K. You Guys....That's enough food fighting. A while ago I shared a story of an episode on the Walking R Ranch. It was a Saturday morning and Mg and I were out front trying to start the trusty 1976 Jeep Wagoneer. I will again try to retell my The Jeep wouldn't start so I thought that if I primed the carburetor with gasoline it would just startup...Let me tell you, boy did it ever START UP!!!!!While Mg was in the front seat turning over the ignition, I was pouring gas from my authentic Jumbo sized Jack in the Box Cup into the carburetor. The 1976 Jeep Wagoneer backfired and caught my Jumbo sized Jack in the Box Cup on fire. Well I heroically and quickly and accurately threw my ignited Jack in the Box cup safely away. It landed right on top of my brand new (filled) 5 GALLON red gasoline container. Do you think it caught on fire??? Duh, Big red truck!!! Of course it did! And it wasn't a wimpy old L.A. or Canadian fire it was something else. I ran across the Barnyard to my Boat and got my Super-duper fire extinguisher to put out the fire. I aimed at the fire and WALLA it spit a little bit of Super-duper fire extinguisher contents out. The problem was there wasn't enough velocity to make it to the fire. So I threw the extinguisher at the car. I showed it!!! I wasn't going to let a totally fire engulfed 1976 Jeep Wagoneer get the best of me! When I have a barbecue...I HAVE A BARBECUE!! I go all out. Meanwhile this CDF helicopter was hovering over my fully engulfed 1976 Jeep Wagoner. He wasn't invited to my BBQ. Didn't he know he was just fanning the flames?? Of all the nerve. Next, I saw another Helicopter. They just don't get it ...this was a private BBQ. To top it off down the driveway there came a big giant CDF fire truck. They got out. And would you believe it they didn't have any food with them. Nothing at all. All they did was ask me what I was doing. Couldn't they see I was out in front of my house watering my burnt up 1976 Jeep Wagoner. People can get so nosey. The said I did a good job...How could they, the didn't even have anything to eat. This all happened before 10:30 AM. This was just the start of our day. So I hope you have a wonderful DAY!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006


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